10 jun 2012

whilst i was joggity-jogging around the hood today, this family (ma, pa, and two little kettles) were out for a walk. they were going clockwise and i was hitting the counter route, so i passed them twice. the first time it was just hey-hey-niceday-okay, but the second time by, pa goes - "wow, that was fast!!"

i immediately shrunk him with my shrink ray so's i could carry him around in my hand and he could tell me - "wow, that was fast!!" - anytime i go joggity-jogging.

okay, that last part isn't true. i keep him in my pocket, not my hand.

okay, but seriously, he did say that. made me feel pretty good.