2 jun 2012

i swear there was something i wanted to talk to you about and it was interesting and philosophical, but i can't remember what it was so instead we will talk about socks.

what sort of socks do you like? for me, there's not just one kind. i like thorlos for running and adidas for just wearing around. when those no-show socks started to be all the rage, i got them because i am a fashion lemming, but immediately i detected a problem. what problem, you ask? well, i will tell you. those no-show socks get walked down into my shoe quicker than you can say "asiago cheese". so? i don't wear them.

i like pretty socks. i used to have socks of every colour of the rainbow, but now most of my socks are white. okay, white with colour stripes at the top. what? i like colour. i really don't think it's a crime, but if it is, well i guess i will have to deal with the consequences. i have a couple pair black socks for wearing with my chucks. yes, black socks. you know you wish you could look good like me.

in the summertime you will see a lot of people wearing the flipflops and it's not that i don't enjoy a good floppy-flip every now and again, but in case you haven't been keeping up, the properly equipped ace comes with a heel lift. you can't wear a heel lift in flipflops any more than you can rollerskate in a buffalo herd. pluswise, i am just more of a shoe gal. flipflops slow you down, make quick maneuvers difficult, and when the transformers come, i will be escape-ready in my shoes, leaving all the flipfloppers to alien abduction (or whatever it is the transformers do).