post the hundred-fifth, 2013

i made up this song today while i was out running in the heat of the late afternoon.

to the tune of "deep in the heart of texas". (don't forget to clap!)

the sun is high - it's big and bright!
hot as the farts of satan!
suburban sky - is wide and high!
hot as the farts of satan!
ragweed in bloom - is bad perfume!
hot as the farts of satan!
reminds me of - nothing i love!
hot as the farts of satan!
The old crows cry - ki-yip-pie-yi!
hot as the farts of satan!
nothing can rush - around dry brush!
hot as the farts of satan!
old dogs wail - along the trail!
hot as the farts of satan!
babies bawl - and bawl and bawl!
hot as the farts of satan!

that's it. feel free to sing it whenever you want. farts wanna be free and whatnot.