post the second, 2013

i like diet tonic water. i'd probably like undiet tonic water, but i haven't tried it. i know i like diet tonic water. i will occasionally get a six pack of those squatty plastic bottles (like 12oz maybe?) and stock up my work fridger. today was my first day back at work since mid-december, so a couple days ago i got some of the aforementioned tonic waters. at least, i THOUGHT that's what i purchased. this morning, as i was removing the squatty six from my trunk to take them into my office, i realised they were wrong, undiet... hmm... i considered taking them back to the store, what a pain, i wasn't going to the store today - weighed that against keeping them, stocking the fridger with them, consuming them. seemed easier to keep them... and then i read the nutrition info: 130 calories per. 130 times 6 is... well, 100 times 6 is 600 and 30 times 6 is 180 so 130 times six is... 780. and knowing the accuracy level of nutrition labels, it's easily 800. FREAKING 800 CALORIES. that's 8 miles of running.

back they went.