05 November 2012

5 nov 2012

hey -
don't be crying.
all of the flapjacks are gone.
you can't have another.
ask your sister and your brother -
all of the flapjacks are gone.

hey -
don't be crying.
all of the bangers are gone.
you can't have another.
ask your sister and your brother -
all of the bangers are gone.

hush -
crying baby.
all of the breakfast are gone.
you can't have no more,
so just get off the floor.
all of the breakfast are gone.

hey -
don't be crying.
all of the milktoast are gone.
you can't have another.
ask your sister and your brother -
all of the milktoast are gone.

hey -
don't be crying.
all of the berries are gone.
you can't have another.
ask your sister and your brother -
all of the berries are gone.

hush -
crying baby.
all of the breakfast are gone.
you can't have no more,
so just get off the floor.
all of the breakfast are gone.

hey -
don't be crying.
all of the porridge are gone.
you can't have another.
ask your sister and your brother -
all of the porridge are gone.

hey -
don't be crying.
all of the rashers are gone.
you can't have another.
ask your sister and your brother -
all of the rashers are gone.

hush -
crying baby.
all of the breakfast are gone.
you can't have no more,
so just get off the floor.
all of the breakfast are gone.


7 Comments:

At November 6, 2012 at 1:44 PM, Blogger MissTonay said...

What about the black pudding and the scrapple? Ain't no babies crying over THAT being gone.

 
At November 6, 2012 at 7:35 PM, Blogger ace said...

re-reading this little ditty, i see that i sort of completely missed the dialect. wonder if i should re-write.

thoughts?

 
At November 7, 2012 at 11:55 AM, Blogger MissTonay said...

What kind of dialect enjoys both bangers and flapjacks? Please respond by re-writing.

'Prec.

 
At November 7, 2012 at 11:58 AM, Blogger MissTonay said...

By the way, is that the baby sprawled out on the floor under the girl's stool? If so, that child has a remarkably bulky head.

 
At November 7, 2012 at 11:59 AM, Blogger MissTonay said...

And disturbingly small feet and legs.

 
At November 7, 2012 at 12:00 PM, Blogger MissTonay said...

While I'm at it, Ma could stand to trim some lard off the old can.

 
At November 7, 2012 at 8:14 PM, Blogger ace said...

yes. that is the baby.

ROSEMARY'S BABY.



p.s. bangers and flapjacks will sprawl a butt, don't you know.

 

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