21 jul 2012

they should ban where, during pro golf tournaments, people yell "in the hole!" after a tee shot. especially on par 4 or 5, but even on par 3. the ball's not going to hole from tee on a par 5, no matter how hard you yell at it, and furthermore, wise guy, you are like the umpteenth person to yell that. i mean, c'mon, have a little respect -- for golf AND for humour.

they should ban starbucks pike place coffee. naming bitter sludge after the street on which your business was founded only serves to remind the customer how much the brew tastes like something scraped off said street. i hear you thinking: hey ace, if you don't like it, don't drink it. well, wise guy, it's not that easy. sometimes the choice is pike place or veranda, and if there's anyplace worse than a street after which to name coffee, it's a porch.

they should ban the "urgent" flag in email systems. if your email is that important, get the hell up off your fat ass and go talk to people. here's an URGENT message for you: you're lazy!



oh, and we got the sink unplugged. thanks for asking.