16 jul 2012

a panda who lives in the zoo,
his options for dining are few.
he'll eat what they give
cause he chooses to live,
but he'd much rather have some bamboo.

fish swimming in rivers and streams,
while in schools, are never on teams.
letter-sweaters have none,
but still they have fun
with their 'lympic-sized phelpsian schemes.

a hamster can make a good pet,
but owners should never forget:
'tween hamsters and mice,
you'd have to look twice -
in incautious traps, pets you'll get!

there once was a jolly fat toad
who lived at the side of the road.
his face was complex
like two moles having sex.
on account of it, drivers were slowed.