10 aug 2012

when i saw this on the news feed, i was like -- oh WOW. kristen, girl, you look ROUGH. breaking up with mr pattinson was NOT good for YOU! (no, seriously. i was all over that. turns out, not so much with the kristen, here. guess who = three points!)

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in this case, i thought the story would be about the results of this young lady's olympic endeavors. gold? silver? alas, it is about herself as result set to google queries. that's right -- google "hot olympian" and she's most likely to turn up. her coach must be so proud!

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can you see this one? when i went to access my email, i saw this message: Server Hangup, and i was like - what the hell, server? we all have our baggage and whatnot, but you seriously need some solid rorschach time if you cannot perform your basic duties. get over yourself.

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okay this last one is not so much "funny" as "not funny". in europe, if you have a baby and don't want to keep it, you can place it in a baby hatch and an alarm will sound and a caring soul will come along and take your baby. i am not shitting you. apparently this has been going on since medieval times. am i the only one here who didn't know about this? c'mon... this is news to you, right? pictured here is a girl placing a doll in baby hatch, simply a pose, but that hatch looks like a fcking dumpster, does it not? that is like sixteen kinds of bizarre to me whilst simultaneously making perfect sense.