18 dec 2012

next time you think - hey, i'll throw a few phone-snapped pics together and create me one of them self-made calendar thingies and give it to someone as a gift! and then you think - yeah, that's a super idea! THINK AGAIN WANKER.

the mere selection of photos for inclusion, not to mention their on-page arrangement and/or proximity to like and/or unlike photos, is akin to slow suffocation by feather pillow -- or, wait, more like slow suffocation by feathers-not-yet-in-pillow, and yes, by that i mean, SUFFOCATION BY GOOSE.

the entire ordeal is best accomplished avec vin because bottom line, we must always remember what is really important about the holiday season: self-preservation.